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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #40 on: Tuesday August 26, 2008, 12:10:45 PM »
Ah! Vodka! That's one of my favorites!

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #41 on: Tuesday August 26, 2008, 12:12:20 PM »
...and in the spirit of no eye deer, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (long I, like in Rhino.)
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #42 on: Tuesday August 26, 2008, 09:22:45 PM »
...and in the spirit of no eye deer, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (long I, like in Rhino.)

Groan - that one took me a while! but the 'long I' was a useful clue! (eventually)
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #43 on: Tuesday August 26, 2008, 10:07:26 PM »
...and in the spirit of no eye deer, what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Elephino. (long I, like in Rhino.)

Groan - that one took me a while! but the 'long I' was a useful clue! (eventually)

Ditto!  I was saying "elepheeno? elepheeno?"  Then the clue hit me upside the head.  ;D
 

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #44 on: Tuesday August 26, 2008, 10:38:09 PM »
Ah! Vodka! That's one of my favorites!

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second guy would have seen it...

i got loads of em  ;D

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #45 on: Wednesday October 08, 2008, 03:57:23 PM »
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