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Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« on: Sunday April 13, 2008, 12:15:49 AM »
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A mushroom walks into a bar.

The bartender yells at him to leave, saying, "We don't serve your kind here!"

The mushroom replies, "Why not?  I'm a fun guy."


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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #1 on: Sunday April 13, 2008, 06:05:03 AM »
What's Black, White and Read all over?

Newspapers, of course.

Groan.....

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #2 on: Sunday April 13, 2008, 08:27:30 AM »
A horse walks into a bar

The barman asks 'Why the long face?'

boom boom
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #3 on: Sunday April 13, 2008, 04:29:30 PM »
This was my son's favourite when he was 3:


What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

- A brachio-snore-us

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #4 on: Sunday April 13, 2008, 05:22:26 PM »
Did you hear the one about the insanely filthy window? I doubt it. It's too dirty to tell.
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #5 on: Sunday April 13, 2008, 06:58:16 PM »
A dyslexic walks into a bra

ooops
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #6 on: Sunday April 13, 2008, 08:15:38 PM »
Funny_mod!!!!

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #7 on: Monday April 14, 2008, 04:30:27 AM »
  How do you know dogs are man's best friend?
 
 Well, try this: Lock your best friend and your dog into the trunk of your car for three hours. When you go back and open it up, which one is glad to see you?       :laugh:
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #8 on: Monday April 28, 2008, 09:11:14 AM »
Two construction workers constructing a wooden hut

One worker is surprised to see the other going through the nail box and throwing out half the nails

"Why are you doing that?"

"These nails have the heads on the wrong end"

"You idiot! - they're for the other side of the hut!"

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #9 on: Monday April 28, 2008, 05:36:08 PM »
What's Black, White and Read all over?

Newspapers, of course.

Groan.....

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Alternate answer: a sunburnt penguin..

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What do you call a dinosaur with 1 eye? - A Do-you-think-he-saurus (awful, yep, it was only a bday card i got when i was about 8..)

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Whats orange & sounds like a parrot? - A carrot

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #10 on: Monday April 28, 2008, 09:08:19 PM »
What's yellow and has fins?





Shark-infested custard of course!
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #11 on: Monday April 28, 2008, 09:10:13 PM »
She was only a fishmonger's daughter

and she certainly knew her plaice
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #12 on: Monday April 28, 2008, 09:30:50 PM »
Why couldn't the viper viper nose?


coz the adder adder 'ankerchief*



*expl - in case you don't have these in your country the Adder (Vipera berus) is the Uk's only poisonous snake and a member of the Family Viperidae or Vipers - so an Adder and a Viper are essentially the same....

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #13 on: Tuesday April 29, 2008, 06:39:05 AM »
Groan... :roll:

I'll have to remember those. My dad would love this thread...

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #14 on: Monday May 05, 2008, 07:10:01 PM »
whats the 2 fastest fish under water........motor pike and side carp ::)

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #15 on: Tuesday May 06, 2008, 01:00:58 AM »
What's Black, White and Read all over?

Newspapers, of course.


Alternate answer: a sunburnt penguin..


Alternate alternate answer: an embarrissed zebra.

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam!

Did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #16 on: Tuesday May 06, 2008, 02:23:40 AM »
I just got this as my email fortune!

A  German, a Pole and a Czech left camp for a hike through the woods.
After being reported missing a day or two later, rangers found two bears,
one a male, one a female, looking suspiciously overstuffed.  They killed
the female, autopsied her, and sure enough, found the German and the Pole.
   "What do you think?" said the the first ranger.
   "The Czech is in the male," replied the second.
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #17 on: Thursday May 15, 2008, 01:35:15 AM »
during the last world olympics a fan asked a  participant if he was a pole vaulter
 " no im German , but how did you know my name was Walter"?..................................groan

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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #18 on: Saturday May 24, 2008, 01:55:26 AM »
If at first you fricassee, fry, fry again.
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Re: Really stupid jokes that make you laugh or groan.
« Reply #19 on: Saturday June 21, 2008, 08:33:09 AM »
Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Coz it's too wet to woo

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