bored on the loo???

[Alison]

50 Things to do in a public toilet


1. Say "Pooh! who did that?"

2. Complement people on their shoes.

3. Introduce yourself to the person in the next cubicle. Strike up a conversation.

4. Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.

5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl...

6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.

7. Scream "Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"

8. Simulate a drug deal.

9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).

10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.

11. Start a sing-a-long.

12. Act schizophrenically.

13. Knock on the doors of occupied cubicles and ask if there is anyone in there.  If so, ask if they are busy...

14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.

15. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"

16. Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you."

17. Kick in cubicle doors, camera in hand.

18. Pour water over the cubicle door onto occupant.

19. Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other cubicles.

20. Rub chocolate on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey, have you got any toilet paper?"

21. At night, switch off the lights.

22. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"

23. Collect a door charge.

24. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"

25. Impersonate Elvis.  Be convincing.

26. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer-rat/river python/axolotl.

27. Write essay questions on the toilet paper.

28. Put cling-film over the toilet bowl.

29. Offer refreshments.

30. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sandpaper.

31. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"

32. Charge admission.

33. Electrify metal urinals.

34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.

35. One word: GOLDFISH.

36. Make a jelly in the bowl.

37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.

38. Remove cubicle doors.

39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.

40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.

41. Make cubicle doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.

42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.

43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.

44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard.

45. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.

46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls.Install.

47. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).

48. In one cubicle, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice young players: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)

49. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette

[GuzziHeroV50]

Many of those would get you arrested and/or beaten up in Stoke

[Celery Peach]

 

[dippitmaggie]

 

[merciememommie]

 

[scaly Sue.]

 

[Bev]

 

[Nita]

Where's #50?

LOL

Nita

[Sky Doctor]

I think #50 is a given:

-Take a crap

[Fortuna]

Many of those will get you arrested in the states, or a trip to the loony bin!  

[Ami]

Very looy jokes

[Paradise]

   

[turquoise skies]

ah, the loo such a place of comfort and relaxation.
funny, how this room is used the most, but is also the smallest room in the house.

...having flashback (wiggly lines are in motion)
once on a vacation my sis and I went into a roadside restroom
and had to go, so my sis started kicking the doors open to see if any toilet was decent enough to use, she checked under each door to see any feet, so she kick one door, that stall was flooded, next stall had floating things in the bowl, so onto to next stall, she gave a kick and poooooooooooooooow she hit the lady on the head with the door by ACCIDENT, this woman was crouching over the toilet, she was standing on the toilet seat with her head hanging down trying to see if her aim was right. the door flew open and then shut again. all the lady saw was our shoes, in which my sis and I had the exact same shoes on that day. we ran out so fast, and to the car. we saw the lady come and look around. we were 11 and 13 so of course we laughed our heads off. poor lady.  now I feel bad.

[Timothy41]

 

[Ami]

Why is it that most man read on the bog. Funny thing is today I nearly broke ours it got nice long crack I was standing on it to close window as some idot open it  to wide for me to reach

[Hvns]