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« on: Tuesday August 31, 2004, 09:42:02 PM »
jim and his mates were standing in thier local bar , having a few pints when jim suddenly developed a nervous twitch in his left eye Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
" you ok jim " asked his mates
 " yeah i;ll be fine in a minute, once ive taken a cple of aspirin"
so jim then proceeds to take a cple of condoms out of his jacket pocket and lays them on the bar
he then takes 6 condoms out of his inside pocket and lays them on the bar
he then takes 12 condoms out of his shirt pocket and lays them on the bar
he then takes 20condoms out of his trouser pocket and lays them on the bar
by this time theres a large mound of condoms on the bar
" hey jim " asks his mates " whats with all the condoms?"
 " och " says jim "that happens every time i go into the chemists and ask for a packet of aspirins please
 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday August 31, 2004, 10:07:24 PM »
 Lips Sealed.... Grin
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday August 31, 2004, 10:29:05 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday August 31, 2004, 10:33:09 PM »
 ROFL ROFL
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday September 01, 2004, 06:50:27 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday September 01, 2004, 03:38:55 PM »
eventually - it took me a couple of reads to get it! Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday September 01, 2004, 03:49:46 PM »
 Huh
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« Reply #7 on: Friday September 03, 2004, 12:08:58 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: Friday September 03, 2004, 07:52:44 AM »
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