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« on: Thursday July 22, 2004, 06:15:42 PM »
An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.

After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her cloths. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.

She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".

The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen."

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday July 22, 2004, 06:41:51 PM »
 :blah: :blah: :blah: :brow: laugh ROFL ROFL
Thats pretty gross!!!Gross, but funny I love free speech.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday July 22, 2004, 06:56:26 PM »
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