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« on: Friday June 18, 2004, 06:26:47 PM » |
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."
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« Reply #4 on: Monday June 21, 2004, 07:49:51 AM » |
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"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease". Voltaire
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« Reply #6 on: Friday June 25, 2004, 03:08:08 AM » |
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"George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Now you have totaly made my night....
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday June 26, 2004, 04:23:46 PM » |
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday June 26, 2004, 05:14:58 PM » |
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good one Dhia !
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« Reply #10 on: Monday June 28, 2004, 01:17:45 AM » |
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