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« on: Tuesday June 08, 2004, 12:09:34 PM »
VIRUS WARNING
This virus warning is genuine.


There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday June 09, 2004, 03:38:04 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday June 10, 2004, 08:09:55 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday June 10, 2004, 10:41:02 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday June 10, 2004, 11:57:50 AM »
ROFL Thumbs up

I just checked and I am totally clear of that virus Laughing Out Loud
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« Reply #5 on: Friday June 11, 2004, 05:38:23 AM »
 Laughing Out Loud Laughing Out Loud
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« Reply #6 on: Friday June 11, 2004, 08:00:50 AM »
 Laughing Out Loud Clap Bounce Dance ROFL Doooh!


Thats all I have to say.  
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« Reply #7 on: Friday June 11, 2004, 03:44:58 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday June 12, 2004, 10:16:53 AM »
 Grin Cheesy  I'm Clear my boss doesn't know my email he just phones but i am in the process of getting  that thing where it tells you who is calling untill then Darren will have to do lol
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