The Blonde and the Casino
>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the table.
>A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll
of
>the dice.
>She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>completely nude."
>With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
>"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked
up
>her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
>The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked,
>"What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you
were
>watching."
>MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
