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Offline Funny_Mod

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Go forth and multiply...
« on: Wednesday May 12, 2010, 11:17:29 PM »
When the rains had finished and Noah had opened the doors of the ark and released all the animals, he was surprised to find two snakes were left behind.

'Aren't you going to go forth and multiply?' asked Noah.

"We can't' said the snakes sadly.

'We're adders'
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Re: Go forth and multiply...
« Reply #1 on: Thursday May 13, 2010, 01:11:52 AM »
Groan....

Where oh where do you get them from Mr. Funny_Mod?

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Re: Go forth and multiply...
« Reply #2 on: Thursday May 13, 2010, 07:25:35 AM »
Oh, classic!!!!

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