A Blonde goes to the Curtain Shop to buy curtains...

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A Blonde goes to the Curtain Shop to buy curtains...

She  tells  the assistant,  'I  would  like  to  buy  a  pair of pink curtains.

'The  assistant  assures  her  that  they  have  a  large selection of pink curtains.
She   shows  her  several  patterns  but  the  blonde  seems  to  be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The assistant then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the assistant. 'That sounds very small. What room are they for?'

The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.

The  surprised  assistant  replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'


The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows.......

[Bamawing]

Do you know how you can tell when a blonde has been using the computer?










There's whiteout on the screen!