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Three Maoris and three Australians on a train....
« on: Saturday June 06, 2009, 08:14:45 PM »
Three Maoris and three Australians are travelling by train to a
Rugby match at the World Cup in England.  

At the station, the three Maoris each buy a ticket and watch
as the three Aussies buy just one ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks one of the Maoris.
"Watch and learn mate," answers one of the Aussies.

They all board the train. The Maoris take their respective seats
but all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind

Shortly after the train has departed, the Ticket Inspector comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket
in hand.
The Inspector takes it and moves on.

The Maoris see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after
the game, they decide to copy the Aussies on the return trip and save
some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return

To their astonishment, the Aussies don't buy a ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed

"Watch and learn mate," answers an Aussie.

When they board the train the three Maoris cram into a toilet and
soon after the three Aussies cram into another nearby.  

The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies leaves their toilet and walks
over to the toilet where the Maoris are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."

« Last Edit: Saturday June 06, 2009, 08:19:08 PM by andyb »
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