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Meanwhile, down at the Asylum Open Day...
« on: Wednesday October 08, 2008, 03:54:49 PM »
...a visitor asked the Director how to determine whether or not
a patient should be institutionalized?

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bath; then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bath.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug.

Now, would you prefer a bed near the window?'
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Re: Meanwhile, down at the Asylum Open Day...
« Reply #1 on: Sunday November 30, 2008, 09:34:36 AM »
Damn! - I chose the bucket too!  :o

everone else in the office said pull the plug  :-[

Not looking good...  :(
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Re: Meanwhile, down at the Asylum Open Day...
« Reply #2 on: Sunday November 30, 2008, 01:53:21 PM »
*laugh*  I'd heard that one before, so I knew about pulling the plug.  ;D
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Re: Meanwhile, down at the Asylum Open Day...
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday December 02, 2008, 09:21:11 AM »
 :) I would be tempted to say the teaspoon even tho I know its the plug. I could do with the holiday, I always wanted one of those nice jackets that fastens at the back and those padded cells look so comfortable  ;)

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Re: Meanwhile, down at the Asylum Open Day...
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday December 02, 2008, 10:56:21 AM »
I would have asked for some bath salts, a few smelly candles and told him to close the door on the way out!!  size 12 jacket for me!! 8)

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Re: Meanwhile, down at the Asylum Open Day...
« Reply #5 on: Friday December 05, 2008, 11:48:36 PM »
I would have asked for some bath salts, a few smelly candles and told him to close the door on the way out!!  size 12 jacket for me!! 8)
:roll: That works!  :P
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Re: Meanwhile, down at the Asylum Open Day...
« Reply #6 on: Monday September 21, 2009, 09:17:07 PM »
You guys aren't taking this seriously!

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Re: Meanwhile, down at the Asylum Open Day...
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday September 23, 2009, 05:26:50 PM »
You guys aren't taking this seriously!

Imagine that! ;)
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