Let's have some fun

[oldman]

Bernie says to his wife Sarah,
"Let's go out tonight, darling and have some fun."

Sarah replies,
"OK, but if you get home before I do, please leave the light in the hall on."

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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

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A Sunday School teacher asked, "Do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?"
"No," replied Johnny. "How could he with just two worms?"

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[Bamawing]