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« on: Thursday March 06, 2008, 10:34:17 PM »
.... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:

     1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

     2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.

     3 - I'm a 6-foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

     4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

     5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."...
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« Reply #1 on: Friday March 07, 2008, 12:41:26 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: Friday March 07, 2008, 12:56:09 AM »
 Laughing Out Loud ROFL
very good andyb! I needed that laugh!
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« Reply #3 on: Friday March 07, 2008, 12:59:55 AM »
Ha! I love it!
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« Reply #4 on: Friday March 07, 2008, 07:28:53 AM »
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Good one!
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« Reply #5 on: Friday March 07, 2008, 09:27:23 AM »
Haaaaaaaaaaa that is really funny.

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