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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #20 on: Friday January 04, 2008, 08:53:41 PM »
I never thought I would iron a Hawaiian shirt, but I did today.
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #21 on: Friday January 04, 2008, 09:16:09 PM »
What's good and bad about Star Wars:

Darth Vader was an intergalactic, major league badass.

Anakin Skywalker, not so much.
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #22 on: Friday January 04, 2008, 09:36:32 PM »
one year i left our christmas tree up until well into sept.(it was an artifical one)  to-day my daughter came and i supervised, Tam: mom i never knew how much you're like gran so picky about everything being put up where it goes. fifteen boxes of assorted sizes to be pulled out filled up, then replaced in the closet.  i just  smiled and handed her a egg salad sandwhich

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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #23 on: Friday January 04, 2008, 11:36:26 PM »
I opened the window and in flew Enza  :coffee:
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #24 on: Friday January 04, 2008, 11:48:41 PM »
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #25 on: Saturday January 05, 2008, 06:47:39 AM »
Don't ya love her madly
Don't ya need her badly
Don't ya love her ways
Tell me what you say

Don't ya love her madly
Wanna be her daddy
Don't ya love her face
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door
Like she did one thousand times before
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #26 on: Saturday January 05, 2008, 12:41:38 PM »
This morning I have to take two of my five cats to the vet for their annual exams and vaccinations.  Next weekend, it'll be two more, and then finally the last one.  ::)  But I can't do more than two at a time.

This wouldn't be any problem, except three of my five are former feral cats, and they have this uncanny sense regarding upcoming vet visits.  So I have to be tricky to get them into a carrier.  I started by putting the carrier in the small bathroom last weekend so they'd be accustomed to seeing it there.  And I began doing two-handed stroking of the feral cat I planned to take in this morning (I'm taking one feral and one non-feral).

This morning I fed everybody as usual, and when Smoky (my very fat feral foster cat) came to rub against me after he'd finished, I stroked him a time or two with one hand, then a time or two with both hands, then I lifted him up and scooted into the bathroom with him, where I shut the door and encouraged him into the carrier.  *sigh*  He's complaining loudly, and it's still 2.25 hours till his appointment, but it was my only chance to get him.  If I'd missed, I'd have had to substitute another non-feral cat because he'd never have let me get near him again today.

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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #27 on: Saturday January 05, 2008, 01:42:14 PM »
Dude, I love this thread. ;D
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #28 on: Saturday January 05, 2008, 06:12:26 PM »
* andyb wonders why there's only one Monopolies Commission (the Govt organisation that ensures free market enterprise and competition)
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #29 on: Sunday January 06, 2008, 03:07:03 PM »
It's really too bad that pandoro is only available at Christmas time, and that it's a pain to make from scratch.  It really does make awesome french toast.

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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #30 on: Sunday January 06, 2008, 03:56:08 PM »
just tossed a cricket out of the house g-child is afraid of bugs, but she's watching a bugs life, as i type.  go figure

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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #31 on: Sunday January 06, 2008, 04:24:02 PM »
My 10 year old, 13 pound, westie-poodle mix wears a diaper.
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #32 on: Sunday January 06, 2008, 05:49:52 PM »
Why is it certain words in a certain sequence can make you sad?

I'm sad now.  :(
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #33 on: Sunday January 06, 2008, 09:12:53 PM »
Dan just found out about something wild, and just told me about it.

Angry German Mariachi.

I can't quite wrap my mind around that...
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #34 on: Monday January 07, 2008, 11:47:57 AM »
My husband is driving me crazy,
My hubby is making me nuts.
My loved one is driving me crazy,
No ifsies or andsies or buts.

;D He assures me the feeling is mutual. And why the bloody <bleep> does a hand-held unit need a speakerphone, anyway?
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #35 on: Tuesday January 08, 2008, 07:14:22 AM »
   Phil Spector is going back to court? I thought we executed him months ago.
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #36 on: Tuesday January 08, 2008, 11:58:42 AM »
Ive only been really up to speed with my rowing for about 3 weeks, and Ive lost 5lbs with no diet change :D

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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #37 on: Wednesday January 09, 2008, 03:19:48 AM »
When we understand that there is no up without a down,no over without an under, no good without a bad, no light without dark, no hot without cold, no yes without a no, we understand wholeness, and we cease to be disturbed, distressed, or perplexed by the illusion of anything less than wholeness.

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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #38 on: Wednesday January 09, 2008, 12:22:30 PM »
When you're used to getting up at 8:00, 6:15 comes EARLY in the morning. :coffee:
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Re: Non Sequitur
« Reply #39 on: Wednesday January 09, 2008, 12:31:45 PM »
This is easily the most attention I've paid to the presidential primaries since the 92 election year.  Last night I was glued to the TV following the New Hampshire primary results.  The Hillary Clinton / Barack Obama battle in particular is probably much more historic than people realize.  '08 is gonna be fun.  :D
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