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« Reply #120 on: Sunday April 19, 2009, 05:17:55 PM »
The nieces and nephews were playing with the model railway in the garden today.

In a freightcar they had placed a figure.

'That's The Hobo,' they explained.

'Oh?' says Mum. 'What's a hobo?'

Jack (9 years old) regards Mum with some sadness in his eye and says:

'Someone who can't afford cable'
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« Reply #121 on: Friday April 24, 2009, 10:24:51 PM »
Oh, Andy... That is precious... And sad...

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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« Reply #122 on: Monday April 27, 2009, 07:42:37 AM »
We had all four seasons in one day today.  When I awoke this morning, the weather was like a nice, cool and sunny spring day.  After lunch it got much warmer...to the point where I felt I had to take my jacket off while walking to my appointment.  Several hours later when my hubby picked me up, it was cloudy, and raining a bit.  During our walk after dinner, it started to snow! 
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« Reply #123 on: Tuesday May 05, 2009, 06:34:18 PM »
A friend of my son's lost his job recently after being found smoking marijuana in the staff toilet. He was dismissed for grass misconduct
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« Reply #124 on: Monday May 11, 2009, 09:07:28 AM »
Quote from: andyb on Tuesday May 05, 2009, 06:34:18 PM
A friend of my son's lost his job recently after being found smoking marijuana in the staff toilet. He was dismissed for grass misconduct

That's just bad! oops - not supposed to reply to these (non sequitur)  Spank
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« Reply #125 on: Wednesday June 24, 2009, 07:37:01 AM »
It's 19 degrees Celsius in here, and feels like 19 degrees Fahrenheit! Brrrrrrr!
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« Reply #126 on: Sunday June 28, 2009, 09:28:48 AM »
Nothing goes with your morning coffee like Skincell.
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« Reply #127 on: Sunday January 03, 2010, 09:44:19 AM »
It's snowing here. It
Does that lots in Germany
And it's beautiful.
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« Reply #128 on: Wednesday January 06, 2010, 02:28:05 PM »
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, apparently you couldn't swing a shovel in the early US without hitting at *least* 10 guys named John Sharp, half of whom were born in Pennsylvania and the other half born in parts unknown, all of whom claim their dad's name was "Issac," and all of whom married different women. Twice.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH if I just know who my freaking great(x3) grandmother was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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