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Offline Funny_Mod

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The Fish
« on: Monday April 26, 2010, 10:04:24 AM »

A man was stopped by a warden with two buckets of fish near a private lake well known for its fish stock.

The warden asked the man, "Do you have a licence to catch those fish?"

The man replied to the warden, "No, mate. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.

"Yes, mate. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take them home."

"That's a load of old rubbish! Fish can't do that! Can they?" the warden said doubtfully.

The man looked at the warden for a moment, and then said, "Would you like me to show you?"

"Al-right, I've GOT to see this!" The warden was still doubtful but curious.

The man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden turned to the man and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" the man responded.

"When are you going to call them back?" the warden prompted.

"Call who back?" the man asked.

"The FISH"

"What fish?"
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Re: The Fish
« Reply #1 on: Monday April 26, 2010, 11:43:54 AM »

That's a good'un Mr. Funny_mod
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Re: The Fish
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday April 27, 2010, 06:22:29 AM »

Nice one