I roomed at uni with this obnoxous chick... I mean totally obnoxous. The classic example was the night when my friend, her boyfriend, obnoxous chick, and I all went to this other guy's apartment for movie night. The obnoxous one was coming onto my friend's boyfriend... and by "coming on to" I mean she discarded her clothing and crawled up in his lap. My friend was sitting next to her boyfriend the entire time. Subtly was not exactly her strong suit.
This particular obnoxous person was an Elmo freak. She loved Elmo and all things that might even remotely be related to Elmo. She was constantly reminding me that she "was" Elmo, since she "had his true spirit." (Ridiculous, to be sure.) She would bring this up anytime she saw anything red, anything fuzzy, or anything that any pre-pubescent might find attractive ("there's ice cream at dinner tonight! Elmo loves ice cream! And as you know, I AM Elmo, since he has such a childlike spirit....")
Her ploy to forever link the two of them together in my mind worked. I really can barely handle the poor little red critter now.
