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Author Topic: What outranks a Princess?  (Read 1274 times)
AC
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« on: Saturday October 15, 2005, 01:19:25 AM »



A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could just put up your trays, that would be super." On his trip back
up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant
replied, without missing a beat, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm
called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up bitch."


OMW I am still roflmao
~AC
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday October 15, 2005, 06:16:58 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: Saturday October 15, 2005, 04:54:06 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: Monday October 17, 2005, 01:58:39 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: Friday October 21, 2005, 04:17:16 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: Friday October 21, 2005, 08:37:40 PM »

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