Things mother taught me?

[peterb]

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

8. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

10. My Mother taught me about THE BIRDS AND THE BEES?
"How do you think you got here?"

11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."

12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... then you'll see what it's like"

[merciememommie]

And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... then you'll see what it's like"

I swear my mom cursed me with this one!!! I have 3 just like I was  


AC

[totalfolly]

And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... then you'll see what it's like"

I swear my mom cursed me with this one!!! I have 3 just like I was  

All parents curse their children with this one, AC! 

totalfolly

[dippitmaggie]

revenge on a drunken man!
get up early and vacum the bedroom at 7.30 am cause you're busy
denmand they taclke DIY at 8.30 am
you only broke whatever at 8am
9am cook the most disgusting brakfast you can think of!!!
then clear off for the day leaving them to mind the kids/ dog/ whatever who have been given instructions to kill!!!

Still works after 27 years

Every female in my family can do this and they know it means trouble!!