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If Cars Developed as Fast as Computers
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At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating that if GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "CarNT" or "CarXP." But then you would have to buy more seats.
4. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five per cent of the roads.
5. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
6. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
7. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
8. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.
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An oldie but goodie
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True Guzz
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I agree, Guzz and Nick. A good joke is like a good story. Some just *never* get old!
11. When your car stalled, everyone would have to get out of it and then get back in to start it up.
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